The Elephant Joke must be SAVED
April 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm partywedo 8 comments
On April Fools Day this year we suggested that we SAVE an ELEPHANT joke. We started a page on Facebook and invited friends. Here are some the Elephant jokes that where saved.. Please add to the list of jokes in the comment box.
Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So she wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
nothing he just let out a little wine.
Do you know the difference between an elephant and your mother-in-law?
Over time, the elephant will forget what you did.
How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
By his footprints are in the butter
How do you make an elephant float?
With 2 scoops of ice cream, root beer and an elephant.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
What do you get if you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eliphino (hell, if I know)
How can you tell if an elephant’s been sleeping in your bed?
Peanut shells on the sheets
What do elephants have that no other animal has?
Baby elephants
What is beautiful and gray and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Q. Why do elephants come in gray skins?
A. To hold their skins together
Q. What do you do with a YELLOW elephant?
A. Teach it to be brave.
Q. What do you do with a BLUE elephant?
A. Cheer it up.
Q. What do you do with a RED elephant?
A. Quit telling it dirty jokes.
Q. What do you do with a GREEN elephant?
A. Wait until it gets ripe.
Q. What do you do with a WHITE elephant?
A. Take it to an AlbinoPhant Party, of course!!!!!
What do you give an elephant for diarrhea?
An acre
How would you know there was an Elephant in the refrigerator?
You would see it’s tracks in the butter.
Entry filed under: Life-Event Party. Tags: april fools day, blue elephant, elephant jokes, green elephant, Save an elephant, yellow elephant.
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Michael | April 3, 2009 at 8:43 am
What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk the elephant and pitch to the Rhino!
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partywedo | April 3, 2009 at 9:53 am
Thank you Michael,
Haven’t heard that one before…
It is the time to be thinking about baseball, after all …
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Allen bassett | April 3, 2009 at 4:00 pm
What is soft and squishy between an elephants toes?
Slow running natives.
4.
partywedo | April 3, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Thanks Allen,
We appreciate the saving of this Elephant Joke!
5.
jason | April 15, 2009 at 12:51 pm
If you took away an elephant’s trunk, how would it smell?
Trunk or no trunk it would smell pretty bad!
6.
partywedo | April 15, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Great Joke!
Thanks for sharing Jason
7.
Gary Wahl, Collingswood, NJ | May 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm
How do you kill a blue elephant?
You shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold his trunk until he turns blue ande shoot him with your blue elephant gun.
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partywedo | May 2, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Gary,
Thanks so much for sharing..
Great jokes….