Take a Deduction- Add an Elephant Joke

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The Elephant Joke must be SAVED

On April Fools Day this year we suggested that we SAVE an ELEPHANT joke.  We started a page on Facebook and invited friends. Here are some the Elephant jokes that where saved..  Please add to the list of jokes in the comment box.

Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmallow?

So she wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
nothing he just let out a little wine.

Do you know the difference between an elephant and your mother-in-law?

Over time, the elephant will forget what you did.

How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
By his footprints are in the butter

How do you make an elephant float?
With 2 scoops of ice cream, root beer and an elephant.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

What do you get if you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eliphino (hell, if I know)

How can you tell if an elephant’s been sleeping in your bed?
Peanut shells on the sheets

What do elephants have that no other animal has?
Baby elephants

What is beautiful and gray and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

Q. Why do elephants come in gray skins?
A. To hold their skins together

Q. What do you do with a YELLOW elephant?
A. Teach it to be brave.

Q. What do you do with a BLUE elephant?
A. Cheer it up.

Q. What do you do with a RED elephant?
A. Quit telling it dirty jokes.

Q. What do you do with a GREEN elephant?
A. Wait until it gets ripe.

Q. What do you do with a WHITE elephant?
A. Take it to an AlbinoPhant Party, of course!!!!!

What do you give an elephant for diarrhea?
An acre

How would you know there was an Elephant in the refrigerator?
You would see it’s tracks in the butter.

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